I swear, we're living in a movie.

When you look at the state of our Republic, you'd be forgiven for thinking it a horror movie.  But maybe it's a hero picture.  (Allen West would make one hell of a modern-day Indiana Jones.  And he'd do his own stunts.)

I mean, this can't be real.  The cute, strong-willed female rocket scientist is simply the stuff of Hollywood legend, right?  Well, apparently not.  She's real, she's cute, she's smarter than this entire administration combined(then again, so is my cat), and she's running against the unholy love child of Ron Jeremy and Jabba the Hutt.  (Hmm...maybe it's a monster movie.)

For those of you who might have forgotten, Grijalva is a race-baiting jerk who called for a boycott of his own state.  Yep, you read that right.  This troll got all butt-hurt when Arizona decided that the federal immigration law should actually be enforced, and he promptly threw a hissy fit that got national attention.  Looks like it got his constituents' attention as well, because Ruth McClung is in a statistical dead heat with the Blob That Ate Yuma.

I love this state.  I don't like people harming it, and I hate racist scumbags like Raul Grijalva who put their own power-plays and grievances above America in general and Arizona in particular.  So, I'm taking this race personally, as in, "IT'S ON."  This is one we need to win.  If you're in AZ 7, the vote is obvious.  If you're not, go cough up $20 minimum into Mrs. McClung's war chest.  Now.  If my broke ass could do it, so can you.