Who gets my vote for Governor?

Jan Brewer, naturally.

Hey, she's endorsed by Chuck Norris. Really. And I kind of like my head attached to my shoulders and not roundhouse-kicked into a previously undiscovered plane of reality.

Besides, she's the baddest Governor to ever walk the Earth, outside of Sarah Palin. Observe:

Jan Brewer flosses her teeth with barbed wire from the border.
The movie Terminator is, in fact, an autobiographical documentary of Jan Brewer’s life.
Jan Brewer invented every letter of the alphabet, including ?.
Jan Brewer once had an awkward moment. Just to see how it feels.
Jan Brewer is known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room.
Janet Napolitano lives vicariously through Jan Brewer.
Jan Brewer climbed Mount Everest in just one day. Twice.
The most interesting man in the world retired when he met Jan Brewer.
You don’t decide whether or not to boycott Arizona. Jan Brewer decides whether or not to let you in.
Jan Brewer can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
Jan Brewer taught Chuck Norris how to do a roundhouse kick.
Liberal President Franklin D. Roosevelt once said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Jan Brewer.”
Jan Brewer can squeeze orange juice out of lemons.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Jan Brewer.
When Jan Brewer wants shade, she stares down the sun.
Jan Brewer sealed the border. By herself.

So, my fellow Arizonans, get out the vote for Governor Brewer this November...or you may find out what Chuck Norris' boot leather tastes like! ;)