You have the right to be offended. I have the right not to care.
31 December 2013
With apologies to Edgar Friendly
"I've seen the future, pal. Ya know what it is? It's a twenty-seven year old virgin sittin' alone in his flannel onesie, drinkin' a cup of hot chocolate and thinkin' about health insurance!!"
Oh, I guarantee you, he's had plenty of sex, he's what we call The Lesbian Maker.
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