This post from the fine folks at DethGuild has convinced me to come out of the closet.
I believe that I can run my life better than a bunch of government appointees.
I believe that every single person, regardless of race or gender, has the right to live peacefully as they will and that they should all be judged equally under the law.
I believe that we should be a nation of laws, not men.
I believe that my personal affairs are no one else's business.
I believe in the dignity of hard work and earning one's way in the world.
I believe that there are no free men in welfare lines.
I believe that my life belongs to myself and God, and no one else.
Therefore, according to conventional Proglodyte standards...
I'M A RACIST!!!
Let's make this as viral as "I Am The 99%." Are you a racist, too?