Thank you, Mr. President

President Obama, twice in recent days, has acted somewhat bemused at the groundswell of outrage from the American people, and has even gone so far as to suggest that we ought to be thanking him.

Actually, I believe I will.

Thank you, Mr. President, for making your socialist agenda so absolutely blatant that the entire country finally had no choice but to notice it.

Thank you for ramming your monstrous and unConstitutional 'health care' bill down our throats in an orgy of lies, intimidation, payoffs and thuggery such as this country hasn't seen in decades.

Thank you for being so in-your-face with your violations of the rule of law, thus energizing a groundswell of true conservatism that America desperately needed.

Thank you for continuing to be so arrogant that our movement keeps its energy and continues to spread like wildfire.

Thank you for encouraging your thugs and enablers to smear us with lies so completely transparent that all but the most brain-dead zombies can tell something is amiss.

Thank you for motivating real Americans to stand up and fight for our country, our liberty, and our Constitution.

Thank you for helping us put our collective boot to the ass of the Republican party to tell them that they'd better ditch the DeceptiCons and get back to real conservative principles--or else.

Thank you for unmasking the 'caring,' 'tolerant' liberal agenda for the nation to see.

Thank you for providing the impetus for America to make this country great again.

I'm certain you believe you're saving America. And you may be right...

...but not in quite the way you may think.