...like it's a bad thing.
Rand Paul just stomped Trey Grayson in the Kentucky Primary. Congratulations, Dr. Paul!!
There's more to the political scene today than simply sending a message to the Democrats. Of course, we need to do this, but another, equally strong message needs to be sent to the RNC. And I'm just the opinionated bastard to do it.
Listen up, you simpering screwheads.
We are sick of you. We are fed up with your collaborationist bullcrap. For years, you've done nothing but try not to rock the boat in case the Kool Kids quit inviting you to their cocktail parties. You've given us nothing but DeceptiCons, RINOs, Repubics--whatever you want to call them--while America screamed for Constitutional Conservatives. Nearly everyone you've sent us since the Reagan Era has been a devout Big Government stooge, interested more in robber-barony and invasion of our liberties than honest capitalism and freedom.
Are you supporting honest Conservatives? No, you back every candidate who never met a regulation they didn't like. Are you going to do everything in your power to prevent an Obama stooge from gaining a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court of the United States? No, you don't want to filibuster because you might be seen as 'obstructionist.' When Obamacare passed, did you promise repeal? No, you made some weaksauce, lukewarm tapioca statement about 'tweaking' it.
We need Barry Goldwater, and you give us 'Butters' from South Park! "Well, we're not going to go for repeal or anything...it's not like we don't want to be team players..."
No. Damned. More. No more 'compromise.' No more 'bipartisanship.' No more centrist, middle-of-the-road, can't-go-to-the-can-without-consulting-a-poll cowardice.
We, the people of the United States of America, are not going to be taken in by you Quislings any longer. We want solid, principled Constitutional Conservatives, and that is what we are going to get, with or without you.
You're lying on the tracks and the train's coming through. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of our way.