Reason #eleventy-lots to dig Sarah Palin:
Let's see The One do that! I think he'd be great in this scenario...that is, if he weren't afraid of guns, our military and America in general.
Reason #eleventy-lots+1: Putting the recent oil-spill cluster-bungle in perspective, using language that even an idiot could understand. If our President can find an idiot to translate it for him, even he might get it.