Cold is the new hot...

...pink is the new black and 15 is the new 21(that's what my buddy tried to tell the judge, anyway).

So, how about that nonexistent-for-the-past-ten-years Global Warming, huh?  Weren't we all supposed to be living in Waterworld by now?  Why haven't the icecaps melted?  How come there are still polar bears and penguins that haven't spontaneously combusted?  What's up with all that snow and stuff?

Oh, yeah--it's all China's fault.  They're burning coal.

Environmentalists like Forster argue that as soon as the sulfur emission masks are removed, warming continues in an upwards direction.

Ironically, just two weeks ago, global warming fear monger Al Gore praised the idea of population control, most famously used in China, as a means to curb pollution. Now it looks like Gore can praise China for a different reason: their coal-powered industrial growth preventing global warming since 1998.

Yep, that horrific black pseudo-rock is going to kill us all by heating the planet to temperatures just a bit warmer than the epicenter of Hell choking off all the warmth on Earth and sending us into New Ice Age.

"Oceania is at war with Eurasia East Asia.  Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia East Asia."

"Settled science," my ass.