Someone go get Aaron Sorkin some ice...

...because he just got burned so bad he'd have to leap into an active volcano to cool off.

Many of you may remember his whacked-out rant about the Caribou Hunt episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska.  Maybe he should have gone with acid or ganja as his drug of choice, as I'm pretty sure the cocaine use has annihilated his entire cerebral cortex.  Still, though I find it questionable to pick on the mentally handicapped, this dumbass really did bring his literary curb-stomping on himself.

Sorkin is out of touch and narrow-minded about how past civilizations, our pioneer settlements, and even current societies get their food. Sorkin hates people who hunt for food and who celebrate success because it brings food to the table. Again, he hates people who hunt—he hates Africans—well, tribes in Africa—indigenous Australians, Asians, Indians, and many other cultures that live off the land. I’m saddened that this white man is so elitist and racist! Sorkin, stand by your supposed moral conviction—we are waiting for you to rail against how the Jews and Muslims, Africans, Australians and Asians kill animals for food.

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Sorkin admitted to buying meat and using leather. Those animals originated from animal farms, where animals are fenced in confined spaces, branded, and raised unnaturally. There, the animals’ sole purpose in life was to be fattened and killed. By contrast, the Alaskan caribous live and roam freely. Some do get killed for food by humans or other predators, but they can run away, too. The wild caribous have a better chance of surviving than do the farm animals that are herded into holding pens at slaughterhouses without escape before they are stunned then exsanguinated.

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Fact: Palin hunted and killed an animal for food. Aaron’s entire premise, entire argument is INCORRECT. The hunt was not done with malice and it was not purposeless. It is one way Alaskans have caribou meat to eat. People eat, therefore they hunt. He may be unfamiliar with this because his favorite thing to consume is snorted off some surface.

RTWT @ C4P.  And drink a toast to author VidSweet, who just made my blogroll for an ass-whooping done with style and brains.