No, I said "back," not "Barack." You haven't been beamed into a bizarre parallel dimension.
In the midst of the recent move, we signed up for the usual cable/net/etc package at the house. They installed the cable, then decided that it was going to take two more weeks for the rest. Why, I don't know.
Of course, Murphy being the rat bastard that he is, this was also the week my broadband card went tits-up. So I've been incommunicado in cyberworld for a while. But now I have a new VZW portable internet toy and the house net should be in on Tuesday. Woe betide the Leftists of the world, for I have returned to smite thee most mightily!! (In a metaphorical sense, of course...!)
Oh, yeah...and Mrs. Wraith, as of Friday, is now legally Mrs. Wraith. I managed to get us hitched before common sense overtook her and she ran for her life. Too late now, Love!