I rarely do this...

...but now and then, I'll take an online quiz.  This one's entitled, "What Kind Of Conservative Are You?"

The answer, of course, will surprise no one.

My Conservative Identity:

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’"

Take the quiz at
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