Unstoppable

Sarah Palin to her would-be-destroyer, Kathleen Parker:  "Is that all you've got?"

No wonder Palin Derangement Syndrome is so prevalent among members of both the Communist Party and the Cocktail Party.  What do you do when you throw everything including the kitchen sink and all the major appliances at someone, to no effect?  What can you possibly do when 'Caribou Barbie' takes every single one of your best shots, smiles and comes back for seconds?

You go completely insane and begin spitting fire and rocks at the mere mention of her name, that's what.  You froth at the mouth, make bizarre accusations and generally act like a paranoid schizophrenic off his meds.  In short, you succumb to PDS, and in the process, you simply make Governor Palin even more powerful.  If you haven't figured it out yet, she's got that Obi-Wan Kenobi thing going on--if you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Keep letting the Governor live rent-free in your nightmares, statists...it'll make 1-20-13 all the sweeter.