One day, more than a decade ago, I awoke in agony. My guts were cramped and twisted up--not in the "I gotta go" kind of way, but like being impaled on a bunch of knives over and over again. I called in sick to work, hoping it would go away. When my wife got home and saw that I was still white-knuckled with suffering, she took me to the hospital. They pumped me full of insane amounts of morphine, which--thanks to my whacked-out, super-drug-tolerant system--did just about nothing.
By about the 14th hour of pain, I broke. I honestly, dispassionately, clinically, wanted to die. It wasn't depression, it wasn't me getting all emo.
I just simply wanted the pain to stop.
And now, a segue(how much
does a seg weigh?):
For most of my 42 years on this Earth, I've been watching America destroy herself. From both the left and the right, those who wish to control others have been chipping away at our liberties for years and years. Every four years, we've been promised that
this is the year we change course and get back to the founding principles of America.
Outside of Ronald Reagan, no one has even attempted to deliver on this promise. Once the votes are counted, it's back to business as usual, namely setting fire to the Constitution and voraciously gobbling up more and more power. Reagan was never supposed to win, and the Cocktail Party is determined that
that kind of thing will never happen again. Throws all their plans out of kilter, ya know. So, they're determined to stick us with Barack the Communist or
Mittens the Socialist. Those are going to be our only choices.
Except they're not, as far as I'm concerned. I won't abstain from voting,
like Mark America plans on doing. I may write in Sarah Palin. I may vote third party, if a reasonably viable candidate(NOT Ron Paul)shows up. But if Governor Palin makes it clear that she won't accept a write-in campaign, and there's no one to vote for but Romney or Obama...
...I will vote for Barack Obama. Yes, you read that right. I can't stand this slow-motion suicide any more. If we're going to kill this country, then let's just get it the hell over with. Sorry, Lord--Your children created their greatest-ever achievement, and we managed to FUBAR the whole deal.
I do not, have not, and never shall harbor any ill will towards America, her people or her principles.
I just want the pain to stop.
UPDATE: I've made up my mind...if Romney's the nominee, I WILL write in Sarah Palin. No matter what.
Governor, you wanted an 'earthquake' to change your mind about running? I intend to shake my little piece of ground until it screams for mercy. It likely won't work, but if it does, I'm sorry for what you and your family will endure. If I were eligible to be President(and if anyone knew or cared who I was), I'd gladly take that cup from you.
Think there's no decent alternative for POTUS?
Ten letters:
S-A-R-A-H P-A-L-I-N. So easy, even I can do it.
And I will.