Do we have your attention NOW?

The recent win by Christine O'Donnell in Delaware marks the eighth Tea Party candidate to trounce the Cocktail Party's DeceptiCon picks.

In Florida, Charlie Crist is still running as an Independent, and Marco Rubio--after winning the Republican primary handily--is stomping both Crist and the Dem challenger in all major polls.  Pennsylvania's Arlen "The Party Left Me" Specter was crushed handily by Pat Toomey.  Kentucky voters rejected Trey Grayson out of hand in favor of Stealth Libertarian Rand Paul. 

In the Utah race, the GOP business-as-usual brigade first stood with Bob Bennett, then that other guy, while Mike Lee won.  In Nevada, Sharron Angle beat out the DeceptiCon Sue Lowden.  The Establishment backed the Murkowski Dynasty, while the Tea Party and Sarah Palin endorsements put Joe Miller over the top.  (Yes, Murkowski's still whining about it.)  GOP?  Jane Norton.  Conservatives?  Ken Buck. 

And now, Christine O'Donnell the conservative beats out Mike "Megatron" Castle, who may well be the Ultimate DeceptiCon.  (Seriously, the guy votes like Pelosi has her hand up his ass and is working him like a Muppet.)  Castle has refused to endorse Ms. O'Donnell, which is exactly the sort of childish, poor-loser, no-class behavior I'd expect from a liberal.*

The Quislings in the Cocktail Party are absolutely losing their minds.  What's this?  These candidates aren't the ones we picked!!  This can't be!!  Those unwashed, uneducated commoners are daring to make their own choices!  Who authorized them to do that? 

Silly DeceptiCons!  You should have been reading Weird & Pissed Off.  Way back a few months ago, I warned you this would happen.

Listen up this time, because I hate repeating myself.  You are no longer running the show.  We, the real Americans, are tired of business as usual.  We don't believe your lies any more.  We will no longer be told to 'hold our noses' while you shove RiNO after Repubic after DeceptiCon under them.  We are taking back our country--both from the Leftists currently in power AND their Republican enablers.  And, unlike you, when we say we'll do something...it gets done.

Last chance, suckers.  If you ever had any principles, get back to them with a quickness.  If you don't know what principles are, you'd better learn, and I mean NOW.  You've wrapped yourself in the rhetoric of small government and free markets, and you will now live up to your words...

...or you will be destroyed.  Your call.

(UPDATE:  Now go on over The Cliffs Of Insanity.  On the way down, read this.)



*Think I forgot about Rove?  Oh, no...he merits his very own post.  Wait for it.