You must believe that cold fusion and 200mpg cars exist and are being suppressed by the greedy oil conglomerates...but that any questioning of why President Obama refuses to release his BC is a 'wacko conspiracy theory.'
You must believe that Anthropogenic Global Warming is absolute settled scientific fact...but that there's no proof that spending more money than we make year after year will do our country any damage.
You must believe that misogyny, homophobia and religious intolerance are some of the greatest evils ever to befall mankind. Unless they're practiced by Muslims.
You must believe that when Republicans demand a course correction on financial matters, they're "threatening to shut down the government," while actually shutting down the government is perfectly acceptable.
More to come...