Have snacks, smokes and beverages at hand before you read this. You might want to go to the can as well...this is going to take a while.
The Smallest Minority Second Amendment Uberpost From Hell
I would do just about anything to see Kevin debate Mike Church on this issue. That would be a discussion that would set historical precedent for the next ten millenia.
30 June 2010
The racism of gun control...
...as exposed by Rush Limbaugh.
Now, I have my disagreements with Rush, but truth is where you find it.
Now, I have my disagreements with Rush, but truth is where you find it.
I think I just laughed up my spleen
The "Journolist" scandal, breaking on Breitbart.com as we speak, has inspired some incredibly funny stuff from a new addition to my blogroll--Iowahawk.
Warning: Harsh language, probably NSFW...especially if your job involves the LameStream Media.
The Journolist Chat Room
Warning: Harsh language, probably NSFW...especially if your job involves the LameStream Media.
The Journolist Chat Room
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29 June 2010
Repent, the end is nigh!
I don't believe it. Apparently, the FedGov actually legalized something cool and didn't get hung up on technicalities.
Now, if only they'd do that in regards to the Gulf. Or life in general. When the hell did we start taking it for granted that some government agency has any right to tell us what to do?
Now, if only they'd do that in regards to the Gulf. Or life in general. When the hell did we start taking it for granted that some government agency has any right to tell us what to do?
It's all true!
Cat Physics explained.
For those of you who've never had a feline companion, and can't understand why any of this would endear them to us...well, it's like the old saying about Harley-Davidsons: "For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who don't, no explanation is possible."
For those of you who've never had a feline companion, and can't understand why any of this would endear them to us...well, it's like the old saying about Harley-Davidsons: "For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who don't, no explanation is possible."
Ten minutes.
Not too long at all, really.
Ten minutes is just a little more time than it takes to smoke a cigarette. Less time than it takes to drive down to the local fast food joint to pick up a quick dinner. One-third of the time it takes to watch another formulaic, unfunny sitcom, including commercials. One minute more than your average snooze button lasts. Definitely less time than it takes to get the cat in the car for a trip to the vet.
In the grand scheme of your life, ten minutes is nothing.
So, take ten minutes and watch this.
Then make it viral. Please.
Ten minutes is just a little more time than it takes to smoke a cigarette. Less time than it takes to drive down to the local fast food joint to pick up a quick dinner. One-third of the time it takes to watch another formulaic, unfunny sitcom, including commercials. One minute more than your average snooze button lasts. Definitely less time than it takes to get the cat in the car for a trip to the vet.
In the grand scheme of your life, ten minutes is nothing.
So, take ten minutes and watch this.
Then make it viral. Please.
28 June 2010
OK, this DOES call for a funky end zone dance
By a 5-4 decision, the Second Amendment is finally recognized across the board as an individual right. WOO HOO!
Well, no duh. I've only been telling people this since about five seconds after I learned what the Constitution was. I had no idea how much I'd been stressing over this ruling until I heard the news today. To quote a favorite author of mine, "It was as though a great express train had been lifted from my testicles."
I'm celebrating both this decision and Independence Day by ordering four more magazines for my carry piece. At least our Supreme Court remains the sole guardian of our Constitution...
...for now.
The right to keep and bear arms (RKBA) is recognized as a "fundamental right," which places it on par with freedom of speech and freedom of religion, among others.
Well, no duh. I've only been telling people this since about five seconds after I learned what the Constitution was. I had no idea how much I'd been stressing over this ruling until I heard the news today. To quote a favorite author of mine, "It was as though a great express train had been lifted from my testicles."
I'm celebrating both this decision and Independence Day by ordering four more magazines for my carry piece. At least our Supreme Court remains the sole guardian of our Constitution...
...for now.
24 June 2010
"She's just too...!!"
...inexperienced? ...polarizing? ...myopic?
Name your pejorative, the Sarahcuda's been the subject of it. And it's all a bunch of Leftist lies.
C4P fisks the usual arguments of the Left here. Anyone who wants to whine at me about Sarah's fitness for the White House would do well to read this first. Original arguments are welcome, but if you come to the table with stuff that's easily debunked by simple fact-checking, you fail at life and will be summarily killed, processed and fed to my cats.
Name your pejorative, the Sarahcuda's been the subject of it. And it's all a bunch of Leftist lies.
C4P fisks the usual arguments of the Left here. Anyone who wants to whine at me about Sarah's fitness for the White House would do well to read this first. Original arguments are welcome, but if you come to the table with stuff that's easily debunked by simple fact-checking, you fail at life and will be summarily killed, processed and fed to my cats.
How have I not heard of this before?
Doctor Zero now graces my blogroll. Hellz, yeah!
Brilliantly encapsulated!
A commenter on Gay Patriot by the name of American Elephant has put the whole "fascist" concept in plain English. All you Leftists might want to give this a read.
Exactly. Before you socialists start screaming about 'fascists,' bear in mind that 'Nazi' is shorthand for the National Socialist German Workers' Party. And yes, you have far more in common with them than you think.
Understanding why so-called “progressives” even use “Fascist” as an epithet to begin with is key to understanding them. The American left ADORED the Fascist and Nazi movements in the beginning, with the New York Times praising them.
There are 4 elements that define Fascism:
1. Dictatorial government
2. Government control of industry
3. Repression of all opposition, and
4. Nationalism (as opposed to Communism which is an international movement)
Replace nationalism with environmentalism, and you have a perfect description of the Obama regime, the Democrat party and the American left as it is today. Regressives not only enthusiastically approve of 1-3, but they and they justify it by wrongly blaming the crimes of Fascism and Naziism on nationalism instead of on the dictatorial mentality that they have a right to control others, a right to seize industry, and a right to oppress people who disagree if they thing they are acting for “the greater good”.
The only thing the Nazis and Mussolini did wrong, they rationalize, was to be too nationalistic. If only they had been more international, or ENVIRONMENTAL, then their dictatorial tendencies would not have led to the slaughter of millions, but instead to daisies, unicorns, and totalitarian heaven on Earth.
In other words, the left thinks it isn’t the desire to control everyone that makes Fascists bad — since they share that desire — but that they loved their country too much.
And so they loathe America, and loathe anyone who thinks America is any better than any other country, and they keep right on trying to control everything everyone else does, says, thinks, etc.
They think conservatives, who want power taken away from government and returned to the individual are the threat even as they seize control over people’s very own health decisions, seize industry after industry, and try to prevent the industries they are seizing from having free speech to fight them — not to mention as Obama and the Democrats are trying to figure out if the so-called “fairness doctrine” or “local control” boards, or “minority ownership” laws are the best way to eliminate conservative speech on radio and cable. As their own dictator violates the Constitution time and time again to seize industry, shakedown industry and demand that industries give up their rights and do things Obama’s way.
Sorry, lefties, you ARE the closest thing America has to Fascism. And in light of the violence and force Obama’s union thugs have already perpetrated — I’d say dangerously close.
All in the name of the environment, instead of in the name of a country.
Exactly. Before you socialists start screaming about 'fascists,' bear in mind that 'Nazi' is shorthand for the National Socialist German Workers' Party. And yes, you have far more in common with them than you think.
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