Showing posts with label Extreme Cleverness Award. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Extreme Cleverness Award. Show all posts

05 May 2013

Why should we trust you?

The gun-grabbers don't understand why we basically aren't talking to them any more.  Because you can't 'coexist' with people who view you as less than human, and want to destroy you and everything you stand for.

Gun people don’t trust anti-gun people because they seek to punish us for crimes we didn’t commit. We don’t trust anti-gunners because we know that the 100 million of us are peaceful, law-abiding citizens who love this country and our society as much as the next liberal. Yet when one previously convicted felon murders someone with a stolen gun five days after his release from prison, or things like the Newtown shooting happen, guns are blamed — and therefore lawful gun owners too, as there is guilt by association, apparently.

Gun people don’t trust anti-gun people because when things like the Boston Marathon bombing happen, everyone correctly blames the bomber, not the bomb. Nobody is calling for bomb control because killing people with bombs is already illegal — just like killing people with guns is illegal too.

Gun people don’t trust anti-gun people because they’re fine with guns protecting the money in our banks, our politicians and our celebrities, but they’re against us using guns to protect ourselves, our families, or even our children in schools. Legislative trolls like Dianne Feinstein cry havoc about me protecting my life, while standing comfortably behind armed guards —and the .38 Special revolver she got a California carry permit for. We don’t trust anti-gunners because they tell us our lives aren’t important, or at least are less important than the life of some celebrity like Snooki, who can have all the armed guards her bank account can afford.

RTWT.  Seriously, this article encapsulates every single reason I can think of, why we're no longer trying to explain reality to a group of obvious mental defectives. 

There just ain't no more to say, except this:  For this particle-by-particle breakdown, Barry Snell is the 13th-ever recipient of the W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.   May God bless and guide you in your future endeavors, sir!

25 January 2013

Reposting paradox

I linked to Lawdog's original post back in late 2010, giving him the 2nd-ever W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness, and now I'm linking to his repost and elaboration on it.  If this continues, I'm pretty sure this blog will send you back in time.

After every one of these "compromises" -- in which I lose rights and you lose NOTHING -- I'm left holding crumbs of what was once a large and satisfying cake, and you're standing there with most of MY CAKE, making anime eyes and whining about being "reasonable", and wondering "why we won't compromise" as you try for the rest of my cake.

In 1933 I -- or any other American -- could buy a fully-automatic Thompson sub-machine gun, a 20mm anti-tank gun, or shorten the barrel of any gun I owned to any length I thought fit, silence any gun I owned, and a host of other things.

Come your "compromise" in 1934, and suddenly I can't buy a sub-machine gun, a silencer, or a Short-Barreled Firearm without .Gov permission and paying a hefty tax. What the hell did y'all lose in this "compromise"?

In 1967 I, or any other American, could buy or sell firearms anywhere we felt like it, in any State we felt like, with no restrictions. We "compromised" in 1968, and suddenly I've got to have a Federal Firearms License to have a business involving firearms, and there's whole bunch of rules limiting what, where and how I buy or sell guns.

In 1968, "sporting purpose" -- a term found NOT ANY DAMNED WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION, TO SAY NOTHING OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT -- suddenly became a legal reason to prevent the importation of guns that had been freely imported in 1967.


RTWT.  Over and over again until it sinks in.  And I'll leave you with the relevant excerpt of the comment I posted:

I'll put it on the table: My God-given HUMAN RIGHTS are not up for debate, discussion or 'compromise.' Period. Full stop.

Because that's what it's about, y'all. It's not about a piece of paper or a technicality. It's about OUR HUMAN RIGHTS. To negotiate my right to defense of self, property or country is on the same level of negotiating with a rapist concerning how deep he'll insert it and how long it will last.
 
That's The Way I See It.

BTW, Jennifer's riff on the subject is also worth a look-see.  Absurdity, thy name is government.

07 September 2012

Undercover Prog!

Peter Schiff is our side's James Bond.  Here he is at the DNC, drawing out the stupid like a commonsense poultice:


Hey, dumbasses...if corporations don't make profits, why the hell would they exist in the first place?  The whole point of a corporation/business is to make profits by providing what the public wants to buy!  (As opposed to the government, which makes its money by stealing it from you whether you want them to or not.)

Mr. Schiff has become Recipient # 11 of the W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.  Well done, sir.


(HT Ann)

18 January 2012

Mitt Romney: The ULTIMATE "wasted vote."

"If you're voting for Romney because you think he's a Conservative, you're wrong.

"If you're voting for Romney because you think he can beat Obama, you're wrong again."

And while we're at it, if you think a Romney Presidency will differ in any meaningful way from another four years of Obummer, you're way past wrong and headed for certifiably insane.  Romney and Obummer are both hardcore statists.  No matter which of them wins, we get more government intervention jammed up our asses without lube.

And as for the same old, tired nonsense about 'we have to get behind the most-electable candidate,' just forget about us falling for that bullcrap again.  D00d.  You're betting on the guy who got beat by the guy who got beat by Obummer the last time?*  You call that 'electability?'

Here's a vivisection of Mittens that beats the LSM to the punch, starring our favorite spitfire.  Get some food and beverages ready, because it's 52.5 minutes.  Suck it up and watch it anyway--consider it an opportunity to give your attention span a workout.  You'll need it.



The creators of this video have most definitely earned the 10th-ever W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.  EPIC.


*  And I maintain that only the addition of Governor Palin as VP kept Juan McSame from being stomped like a Klansman in Compton.

21 October 2011

Worth a thousand words...

...and an addition to The Infinite Blogroll.  Welcome Dale at Out of Order because this:



Oh, yes...and it's doubly fitting that this earns Dale the 9th W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.  Well done, indeed!

03 August 2011

Bubba steps up to the plate...

...(pun kind of intended)and hits a Home Run of Logic.  With a free side of Awesome Sauce.

(I don't mix my metaphors, I stick 'em in the blender and hit 'Liquefy.')

In saying that I was not claiming violation of our second amendment rights by BoneFish, I am stating that I recognize the fact that my right to keep and bear arms did not follow me into your restuarant. Your right to private property trumps my 2nd amendment right. So, whether or not there’s a sign on the door, I know that while I’m on your property my right to bear arms is subject to your approval. Unfortunately, this is a point that far too many ‘gun advocates’ simply do not grasp.

I used the term ‘politically correct option’, applying it to the decision of the manager, because I do not believe the manager had any motivation other than satisfying one patron at the expense of the another. His choice as to which patron was more socially acceptable was based on his acceptance of decades of politically motivated propaganda, misinformation and frankly, outright lies.

And he doesn’t even realize it.
RTWT.  This, my fellow 2A-absolutists, is How It's Done.  We love ya, Bubba--In A Totally Non-Gay(NTTAWWT)Way.  And you just earned the eighth W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.  Well done, indeed!

17 February 2011

STOP!

Stop whatever you're doing.  Get rid of all distractions.  Put aside emotions and kneejerk reactions, as they are the domain of our enemies.

Now read this.  Including the comments.  Especially the comments.

Get it yet?

Conservatives On Fire:  The seventh recipient of W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

08 February 2011

In God We Trust.

In Islam, maybe not so much.  When you're done with that, absorb the wisdom of Cheryl at MTPC.

(HT ConservativesOnFire.)  In other news, welcome Questioning With Boldness to my blogroll as the sixth recipient of the W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

26 January 2011

Blogroll Update, Part Etc Etc Etc

Via Arctic Patriot, American Mercenary now joins the Vast Right Wing Blogroll Conspiracy.

I've barely scratched the surface, but this is straight-up gold:

Sex is not love, drugs do not expand your consciousness, and having a mind open to all ideas makes it a breeding ground for nonsense.

So thinking about what poisons a soul, I've come up with the following.

It is not violence that corrupts.  It is hate.

It is not righteous anger that corrupts.  It is selfish anger and frustration.

It is not desiring a better job or position that corrupts.  It is refusal to humble yourself to the job you have.

Arrogance corrupts.  Power corrupts. 

Someone who believes that they should be given power over other people has a poisoned soul.  Poisoned with the seductive but fatally flawed belief that one person can make correct decisions for others.  Poisoned with the arrogance to believe that by simple virtue of who they are that they should be obeyed.

Right on!!  I'll be spending a lot of time going through AM's archives, I can tell that right now.  And, due to his being the blog-personification of Occam's Razor, he's now earned the fifth W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

03 December 2010

Where we went wrong

A most powerful commentary on the state of our Nation by Alabama Buzz, who just became the fourth recipient of the W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

Deservedly so.

08 October 2010

A question of ideology

OK, I swear I'm going to post something insightful.

Tomorrow.

Because if I did it today, it would be totally overshadowed by Sundance Cracker's epic socio-psychological dissertation now playing at HillBuzz.

Wow.  Sundance Cracker has now become the third recipient of the W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

UPDATE 12/9/10:  Due to the recent HB fiasco, I can no longer consider an ex-Buzzer post safe.  Therefore, SC's original post is reposted here in its entirety.

Dear HillBuzz,

In order to WIN any contest, the first step is to know, and understand, the heart of your adversary.  Not just know who they are, but to know “what they are” and what makes them tick.  Know and understand them, really understand them, understand their core ideology and beliefs.  When you know the emotional position the opposition carries walking into the conflict you can prepare yourself, and your position, for success.

I’ve had some truly shockingly cruel, hateful, and insensitive things said to me purely because I believe in limited government and fiscal conservatism. At times I have felt despair because “they” want me to believe my views are in the minority.  The opposition knows that inherently my beliefs reflect my concern for others and they use this against me.

I believe that we should be self-reliant and personally responsible, but I also believe that when we are allowed to depend on ourselves, we are stronger, more successful, take greater pride in ourselves and our work, and are more likely to make positive contributions to society.  Then we are happier people, or at least more likely to be happier.

Which brings me to my ponderings. I think fear is at the core of liberalism, and love/trust is at the core of conservatism. Liberalism is about control. Conservatism is about self-empowerment.

This is an important distinction and so I repeat, “fear is at the core of liberalism”.

Control is a reaction to fear. I think in terms or politics and society – the fear behind liberalism is the fear that someone might withhold things (opportunities, money, whatever) from me, fear that if you live your life in a way I dislike that it might affect my life, fear that if you get that job, there will be nothing left for me. Fear that if you make tons of money, it’s means there’s less money out there for me. So these people seek control as a means of trying to create guarantees and safeguards against those circumstances they fear.  (*Think about re-distributive wealth policies).

Liberals try to control the world and people to enable their comfort and happiness. Which, as we know, is an endless quest.  (*Think about fear created with Global Warming alarmists).  Trying to control others does nothing in the way of making oneself happy. By extension, voting in this mindset so that government  can try to control others will also – shockingly – not lead to a happier, more comfortable life.

The conservative (and moderate, independent, but for the sake of expediency, the conservative), on the other hand, relies on himself to meet his own needs. And the trade off of being free to live his life as he wishes is also understanding that he has to make peace with how you live yours. By extension, aware that he wants to be able to hold onto this liberty and freedom forever, the conservative votes accordingly, so that everyone can remain free and in charge of his or her own life.

But here’s the crucial difference, I think, particularly in where misery on the left stems: The conservative does not worry, so to speak, about you. The conservative knows that you were born with the same access to self-love, self-empowerment, self-determination and self-reliance that we all were, no matter the circumstances into which you were born. (*Think about the millions of people this country has allowed to crawl up from poverty into prosperity – the conservative KNOWS this is possible.)

The conservative believes that if you want prosperity, or a good job, or a good education, you can make it happen – but you have to work hard. The conservative hopes and intends that the free markets bring you all of the affordable and positive opportunities and resources that you need. The conservative also knows that on the other side of that hard work is great reward – material and, more importantly, emotional, spiritual and mental.

The conservative understands that not only is it a waste of time to try to control you, it’s actually impossible. Humans were born to be free, and if we put a roadblock in front of you, you’ll find another way around it. So we see attempts at control as a waste of resources, energy and time at best, and at worst, creating detrimental results that serve to hinder people’s upward mobility or teach dependence. We see much more efficiency, as well as endless opportunity, in leaving you to your own devices.  We want the same in return, but Obama and his progressive policies are specifically counter to this belief.  Hence, at an undefinable emotional level, conservative Americans are responding with  outrage to these policies.

These policies seem, and are, diametrically in opposition to our inherent values, and views of self reliance, responsibility, personal accountability, freedom, and liberty.

This is where Democrats (or progressives) mis-view Republicans (or conservatives) as heartless. But really, the conservative believes that there is one, and one path only, to sustainable success and independence, and that is self-empowerment.

All other avenues such as welfare, affirmative action, housing loans you can’t actually afford – ultimately risk doing a disservice to people as they teach dependence on special circumstances, the government, or arbitrary assistance (that can disappear tomorrow); and the real danger – they will ALWAYS backfire, and leave the recipient in equally or more dire circumstances. Any false improvement will always expire.   Our current economic malaise is a specific outcome of following this approach, with the best of intentions, too far.
The conservative believes in abundance. The liberal believes in scarcity.

The conservative believes man is born free and will be who he is, no matter what arbitrary limitations or rules are put on him. The liberal believes man is perfectible, and by extension, believes a society at large is perfectible, and command and control is justified in the quest to a “perfect” utopian society. (Sounds familiar!)

The conservative tends to be more faithful –and not necessarily in God, but in the ability of the individual to find great strength in himself (or from his God) to get what he needs and to be successful. Therefore the conservative has an outlet for his fear and disappointment – trust and faith in something bigger. The liberal believes the system must be perfected in order to enable success. Therefore disappointment is channeled as anger and blame at the system. Voids are left to be filled by faith in the government, which they surely then want to come in and “fix” things.

And therein lies the roots of love and fear respectively. For the conservative, when life presents great struggles, he knows he has the power to surmount them. Happiness stems from internal strength and perseverance. For the liberal, when life presents great struggles, the system failed, therefore they were at the mercy of a faulty system, and they believe that only when the system is fixed can their life improve. Happiness is built on systemic contingencies, which they will then seek to control or expect someone else to.
One blames himself. The other blames anyone and everyone but himself.

And there it is. There’s where the hatred comes from. The liberal ideology causes that person to cast anger at the world when things go wrong or appear “unfair.” He constantly chooses only to see the “injustices” – and that makes for a very miserable, mean, blame-casting existence.

One last point: Charity

In my conservative community growing up, we were always taught that you give when people are in need – make donations to the Red Cross when there’s an earthquake, donate to charity when you can afford it, etc. Even if it’s just $50 here and there – it’s the right thing to do. Conservatives see this as the responsibility that comes with gaining from the capitalistic system; if you happen to benefit greatly from the system, it’s your duty to give back.

The liberal, on the other hand, does not seem to share this same viewpoint, at least not in my experience. I think this is linked to believing in scarcity, and that your dollar comes at the cost of mine. So it seems that liberals, on some level of consciousness, feel guilty about not being voluntarily charitable. Therefore, to write off their guilt, they outsource their “generosity” to the government by voting for wealth re distributive policies. Thus, the liberal cheats himself of the joy and addictiveness of direct generosity. (Not to mention re-distributive policies ALWAYS end up disempowering those who they’re meant to help.)

In short: Yes, I do think liberals are dangerous to our republic. Because their very ideology directs their thinking in a very angry, negative way.  This is what drives their actions, this is what drives their position.  It is all based upon fear and an inherent lack of faith.

This is why their attacks are so vicious and filled with hate.  This is the nature of our opposition.  This is the fundamental ideological separation between “them” and “us”.  It is imperative each of us understand this central distinction.  We are at a point of critical mass, the conflict is right here right now.  We have to face it head on, without compromise, and provide no quarter.  We have to set down our inherent compassion and fight, really fight.

We are not just trying to win an election, we are trying to avoid a collision of Titanic proportions that will sink our nation and forever alter the course of our future.  We carry this into the field of conflict not because of self interest, but because our children, our grandchildren, heck every generation needs to be able to experience the joy of freedom.  We must continue to insure that Life – Liberty – and the free Pursuit of Happiness is available to every American.

Deserve victory.  Strive valiantly.

God Bless, Mark (aka Sundance)

25 September 2010

His bite is worse than his bark

The LawDog drops some science on a gun-grabber.  Read the whole thing here.

The additional spanking at the end counts as a genuine public service to every American.  And so, our small-town Deputy becomes the second recipient of the W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

I hear a lot about "compromise" from your camp ... except, it's not compromise.

Let's say I have this cake. It is a very nice cake, with "GUN RIGHTS" written across the top in lovely floral icing. along you come and say, "Give me that cake."

I say, "No, it's my cake."

You say, "Let's compromise. give me half." I respond by asking what I get out of this compromise, and you reply that I get to keep half of my cake.

Okay, we compromise. Let us call this compromise The National Firearms Act of 1934.

There I am with my half of the cake, and you walk back up and say, "Give me that cake."

I say, "No, it's my cake."

You say, "Let's compromise." What do I get out of this compromise? Why, I get to keep half of what's left of the cake I already own.

So, we have your compromise -- let us call this one the Gun Control Act of 1968 -- and I'm left holding what is now just a quarter of my cake.

And I'm sitting in the corner with my quarter piece of cake, and here you come again. You want my cake. Again...


And the Bayou Renaissance Man weighs in as well, with his usual levelheaded and intelligent perspective.

10 August 2010

"Tolerance" Jiu-Jitsu

We here at "Weird & Pissed Off" do hereby present Mr. Greg Gutfeld with the first-ever W&PO Award For Extreme Cleverness.

In a truly inspired application of Alinsky's Fourth Rule, he is forcing the Dhimmi Left to confront their own intolerance...by opening a Muslim-friendly gay bar right next door. And, apparently, he's serious.

Not an idea that would play well with Christians or Jews vis-a-vis property adjacent to a church or temple, but oh well: If we’re going to celebrate tolerance regardless of the sensitivities of the surrounding area, let’s celebrate! And the best part? Because, as we’ve been assured many times, the “Park51″ cultural center will be a model of moderation, gay Muslim men don’t have to worry about being seen entering Gut’s establishment. Flaunt it all you want, fellas; you’re in Moderate Town, U.S.A., on that block. I look forward to the congratulatory Mike Bloomberg press conference.

RTWT @ iOwnTheWorld.