*snerk*

From the sidebar at Ace of Spades:

Health Tip!

Conservative, Inc. is going to be flooding your mailboxes with urgent demands that you send them money so that they can "protect you" and "fight the liberal machine" and to "send a message to Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer."

Since I know you're all going to be sending money to completely-successful and fully conservative institutions like Heritage and National Review, I wanted to remind all of you to take a ten minute break every hour of check-writing. Also, give each of your fingers a gentle, sustained stretch, so that they don't cramp up when you are furiously scribbling out checks to people who really, really have your interests, and not their own material comfort and future opportunities to work for leftwing media organizations, at heart.

I must remember to order more checks...