26 August 2010

Breaking News: Fourth Amendment Murdered

The Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution was brutally gutted by the 9th Circuit Court, who not only confessed to the crime, but did so proudly and openly. No charges will be filed, of course.

In related news, you'll soon be X-Ray-Spec'd wherever you are and whatever you're doing. Hope you look good naked.

I realize this could be seen as very depressing. But look on the bright side: At least we're not allowed to ask people whether they're here legally or not. 'Cause we're racist. Or something.

I swear, America has it's picture on a milk carton.

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