Republicans: Woo-hoo! We've got control of the House! This is obviously a mandate to enforce our own agenda on the people, as opposed to the Dems' agenda!
Wraith: Um...I'm not sure I'm cool with this. What exactly is your 'agenda?'
Republicans: Oh, basically the same thing, except that we pretend to listen to the will of the American people before we give it to them up the fart pipe.
Wraith: I'm pretty sure that wasn't our mandate.
Republicans: Well, what does it matter what you think, peon? What are you going to do about it?
Wraith: Me? I'm going to stand here and sell tickets.
Republicans: Tickets?
Wraith: Tickets to the spectacle of JayG kicking your asses into orbit.
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