Yep, I did. I also attended Yale, and Columbia, and UCBerkeley, and every college in the world, and I got multiple PhD's from every one of them. I also designed the Space Shuttle and walked on the moon before Neil Armstrong even got out of diapers.
What? Proof? You don't need proof. I mean, I'd give you proof, but all the records are sealed. For, like, reasons of National Security. I could show you, but then I'd have to kill you. 'Cause I'm like a 1,000th-dan Ultraviolet Belt, an Army SEAL and a Marine Force Ranger. Just take my word for it.
What? You still want evidence? You're a RAAACIST!! And a big stupid doo-doo head! MOMMY!
Doesn't everybody have 23 Social Security numbers? Or was that 63?
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